On Monday, our heroes are driving when they get a call of a shoplifting in progress, at a nearby supermarket. They take the call and roll on it. Upon their arrival at the supermarket, the manager meets them in the parking lot. He gives a description of the suspect. As Talltree and Littlejohn walk toward the supermarket, Littlejohn stops at a shopping cart sitting in the middle of the lot. Talltree looks up at him. "What the hell are you up to now, Littlejohn"? Littlejohn looks down at Talltree and nods toward the shopping cart. "Take your shirt and tie off and get in". "No freaking way! Are you stupid or what"? replies Talltree. Littlejohn replies: "It will be much easier to sneak up on the suspect if he thinks I'm a Father, out shopping with Junior"! Talltree begins to whine. "Awwwwww man.....I don't wanna do this crap, Let's try something else"! "No, C'mon lets go! The suspect is going to get away"! Talltree reluctant1y "hops up" into the kiddies seat portion of the shopping cart. On the way into the market, Littlejohn stops a mother and her young son. "Madam, can I have your son's baseball cap"? The mother laughs at Littlejohn. Littlejohn takes out his badge, flashes it at the mother, and says "Police Business Dear." Talltree chimes in, "If you don't give me that darn hat, I'll ring your neck"! A sour look comes over the mother's face and she throws it at Talltree. Littlejohn say's "I'm sorry madam, he is a criminal that I have to take shopping". This infuriates Talltree. "I am NOT a criminal, I am his partner"! The mother whisks her son away immediately. Talltree says to Littlejohn, "Boy you have a lot of nerve"! Littlejohn tells Talltree to put the baseball cap on. He puts it on and it covers his whole head!! We hear Talltree grumbling from beneath the cap. Littlejohn bunches up a wad of newspaper from the cart, takes the hat off of Talltree's head, and places it underneath, and rests thee cap on top of it. "There" Littlejohn says. Once inside the supermarket they are led to the aisle where the suspect is by a clerk. They begin to slowly walk down the aisle toward the suspect. He is misshapen by cans and other groceries crammed under his clothing. They stop in front of the crook, who happens to be in front of the Candy. He is trying to stuff hamburger down his pants. Talltree turns around and looks at the shoplifter, odd bulges everywhere beneath his clothing. Talltree says, "You look like the biggest idiot I've ever seen"! The man freezes for a second, and looks at Talltree's face. Littlejohn pulls out his badge and orders the man, "OK Pal, take your hands out of your pants and drop your meat"! The shoplifter screams, turns around, and bolts toward the back of the market, taking out a display as he runs. Littlejohn takes off, pushing the cart in front of him. Talltree screams for his life! Displays are crumbling to the ground in the pursuit. Littlejohn lets the cart fly toward the shoplifter with a big thrust! The man falls flat on his face after getting clipped from behind by the shopping cart. When the dust settles, Talltree is seated on the felon's back cuffing him. Talltree has food all over him. Littlejohn walks over to Talltree apprehensively. Littlejohn says, "Nice Bust"! Talltree immediately explodes. "You prick! You almost killed me! You are going to pay for this, you wait and see"!

On Tuesday the two conduct an undercover sting on a reputed Brothel. Since Talltree is not the "norm" as far as Police Officers go, Littlejohn elects to send him in. As they are "wiring" Talltree up with an "eavesdrop device", he decides to play one of his pranks on Littlejohn. When Littlejohn puts his headphones on for a sound-check, Talltree mouths words without speaking. Littlejohn turns the volume up sky high. Talltree lets loose with a bloodcurdling scream, almost blowing out Littlejohn's eardrums. Littlejohn rips the headphones off of his head and goes berserk, chasing Talltree down the hall. When they finally iron out their difficulties, they go to the location of the brothel. Talltree goes in, as Littlejohn listens from across the street in the car. Talltree walks into the house, which brings stares from all the girls, even chuckles. Nobody suspects Talltree of being a cop in the slightest. The Madam comes up to Talltree and asks what he wants. Talltree cannot help himself with his quick wit and sharp tongue.

"This is a House of Ill repute, you know what I want"! The girl's chuckle. Littlejohn can be seen shaking his head. Talltree sits down next to a girl and strikes up a conversation. She looks at him and chuckles. "What the hell is so funny"? Talltree asks. The woman tells him that she is thinking about something funny. Talltree responds with, "What, How big I am"? She says, "Well, the thought did cross my mind." Talltree says, "I never had any complaints." She looks at him smiling. Talltree responds with, "44 inches isn't bad at all" She looks at him and gasps-not realizing he was talking about his height. She gets up and walks away. The Madam walks up to Talltree and says, "Me and the girls have been wondering how much to charge you." A smile comes across Littlejohn's face out in the car. He thinks they are close to the fish taking the bait. Talltree says, "What do you mean by YOU"? She explains that he is not a run-of-the-mill customer. Talltree shoots back, "Why should I have to pay any different than anyone else"? She explains that they were just talking about it, and wanted to give him a discount because he is smaller. Talltree becomes enraged. "So you think that you should charge me less because I'm a little person. What if I was a little kid"? The Madam becomes agitated. "Believe me sweetie, you're no little kid, and if you weren't so hard up, you wouldn't be here"! Talltree becomes livid and whips out his badge. "And let me ask you this you idiot, do you give discounts to the Police too"?! The girls run screaming to the back room. Talltree just walks out of the house, realizing that he blew it. When Talltree gets back to the car he has a big argument with Littlejohn. As the two are sitting and arguing, they hear a knock on the window. They look out, and it's a prostitute. Talltree rolls down his window. The hooker smiles and says, "Hey…either of you guys lookin for a date"? Littlejohn just puts the car in drive and speeds away without saying anything."